Sims Online Secrets - secrets and stories from the sims online

Sleep Is For The Weak

I was at a house one time and I remember we were all talking about how little sleep were were getting because of Sims Online. One skirt then wrote "Sleep is for the weak" and we all howled. I even made a groovy Tshirt with that on it at Cafe Press! But I cant show it to you since it violates Maxis TOS since I used their logos and is for personal use only. Speaking of TOS (terms of service)..once again, things like the naked patch violate Maxis TOS. Use them at your own risk. I personally think Maxis is most concerned about third party cheating scripts that max skillls or exploit a cash bug. There is also fear that such hack scripts could come loaded with a trojan which could capture credit card data or worse. More on sleep in a moment ;)

Casinos
I predict that when the roulette and slots hit the cities, there are going to be 10 casinos for every sim LOL. There are a lot of casinos in the works. What does this all mean? It means, if you have a casino, you better have a way to differentiate yourself from the others. You better have a very cool property or be open all hours or have "loose" slots. I just thought of a new idea that might make a property popular or you could use it in your advertising. Do you remember when Dominio's used to be 30 minutes or free? We all used to order their 24/7 and I bet everyone won a free pizza or two. One of the things I hate when I am at a property is "running out of food". I think the one property that ruled at food serving was MECH aholics aGNOMEymous. They had food down. Here is something you might consider in your casino...if anyone yells "There is no food" because the food ran out or got flies...they get $1000. OR everyone in the damn room gets $1000. This means that you will NEVER run out of food or you will pay LOL. I think that might be a fine marketing angle. Here is another idea sort of along those lines "if you ever find any item that needs repair, you win $1000". Simple and added fun for finding a broken item. Now Gidget was preparing for her casino opening last night. Christina called me up for some mech repairs and it was cool since I had not seen two sims haggling before. These two were tough hagglers and both were being extra kind to the other so it was fun watching them trying to make a deal. Gidget has so much stuff, I was certain she was opening one of the new stores. I got to repair my stove model, the Old Thyme. Twiddler used his proprietary hug pricing system and Gidget was very kind and gave him a tip!

Mazing With Jayde'
I was working on my double chocolate Devil's Food Cake at some cooking joint, skill topping, when I got chatting with a sexy blonde skirt named Jayde'. Her profile had several interesting items in it and so I quized her. I remember one quote was something like "men are stinky and women are smelly" ..ok.. it didn't say exactly that ;) but something like that and so we started to babble. It turns out that Jayde' was an ex-Alphaville keener. I am telling you, there are no keener sims than the ones in Alpha =) You know who you are. They all want the most balloons, most cash, most popular property, and longest penis. If you don't have 4 skills in alpha, you have to hang your head in shame. If you don't have $250,000 in the bank in AV, you are like below the poverty line. LOL. Well Jayde' had made $1,000,000 from playing maze in Alpha. Now that is a hella large amount of maze play! Jayde' had the money, fame, and boytoys, but her life was missing something. I think Jayde' yearned for the hottubs of Jollypines. In Jolly, it is very important that you hottub almost as long as you skill. You should be in your swimsuit 20% of the time ;) Jayde made the hop to JP. We decided to play some maze are her current house called CASH aMAZEment. You may recall that when I play maze with a new partner, that is a sure sign that I am going to crack under pressure and blow every maze up. Grizzly babe Cytra and I have that wierd maze mental bond thing going on, but with anyone else I lose it. With hottie Jade at her old "Rock City Charisma Mall", I cracked in 35.4 seconds and we made about $800 in one green sessions. With Hula Babe and a Half, I cracked in 57.6 seconds and we might of made $804.37 in one green sessions. I prepared Jayde' for the worst. I was extra scared because she was a rare million dollar mazer. She plays more maze in a week than I have in a year! We start out and I quickly begin to fall apart...ROFL. I issue the "sorry" command. Jayde' quickly whips me into shape "don't say sorry! I'll tan your ass if you say sorry one more time. This was great since it calmed me down. Have you ever played Hacky Sack? We used to have a great rule playing hacky sack...if you say sorry, the person with the sack gets to drill it at your nuts. This quickly stops you from ever saying sorry. Jayde and I ended up playing two great rounds of maze and earning right around $10,000. If Twiddler didn't know better, he might think Jayde' was chatting him up! Words like "sim celebrity" "popular sim editor" and more, had Twid's head so big, Jayde literally had to install a second door so he could get out of the room. Hee hee hee. It was great fun mazing with Jayde'.

My 3 Favorite Maze Errors

No.1
Type into hyper space - have you ever typed 20 moves in a row and then got ready to hit enter and there are not instructons to be found? They were typed into a blackhole and are now magically gone. Flames shoot out my nose when I do that one :P

No.2
Type into bubble - This is another favorite. Here I am catching myself doing that last night with a s w>

No.3
Type a huge string but drop one direction - This is a favorite of mine. I'l type a 20 move string and then the 11th instruction with be missing the direction 3w 2n 1w 3n 1e 1 1s 1w 1s 3w and I have no idea what it was. LOL That is usually cause for a celebration of four letter swear words. :)

Sleep is for the weak
I was talking with Jayde and Mary and some of the other sims and found out there are a lot of sims that work the graveyard shift and sleep 5 hours or less. LOL I am guilty of this as well. During the week I hit the hay at 4am and get up around 9am because Candy the dog wants a walk. I'd swear that I can feel my heart pumping all day when I sleep this little and hear ringing in my ears. Well check this out...there are some new studies that show that people who sleep 5 hours or less are 82% more likely to have heart attacks. Oh My! LOL

The Evil Bed Five

Want some melon? I'm magellan I'm so gellin
Man it was a busy night in simville. 3 busy guy plumbing, we're busy busy busy. I started out topping off the skills at the cooking emporium when what did I spy? A 5 skill keener on the way to 6! After that the night got jammed packed with a wedding, meeting an old friend, wittling the gnome and more. Here we go

The Evil Bed No.5
You would think that the skirt to skirt bond would be safe from the beds gone bad but "no'. For a second it looks like ShadieGirl is in the wine me dine me sixty nine position, when really she happens to be the fifth tragic victim of the evil beds. This picture is especially troubling when it is the first attack on a pair of beloved lesbians.

Shadie and LXIX acquire the romulan cloaking device
Perhaps the most cought after power in simland is that of invisbility. Somehow working in the potion lab, ShadieGirl and LXIX spilled some special sauce into the luv tub. That combined with an overdoes of gamma radiation rendered them cloaked. These two skirts now have the power.

Heatherrr (aka Heather Fairy) and Vortex Elope
I don't know if these two had the fire down below, wedding jitters, or just wanted to get it over with, but I got the IM while working the wittle "Twiddler, its me Heatherrr..we are eloping right now! Come to the wedding." I was flabbergasted. I also felt flakey and rude since I just asked Em to get the bouncers to let me slide in the back door to Gnomes In Paradise which was packed with 19 shirts and skirts! I decided to check with ShadieGirl and see if she would not mind coming to such an event. I was not sure what ton expect since I don't really know that crowd too well. The always sexy "frisky hellcat Shadie" met me outside Sweetie's once they put us on the A list. We hoped into our fancy duds and Shadie looked terrific as I nervously bounced around on my seat. The padre began to preach. Heatherrr and Vortex stood silent and proud as the ceremony continued. The wedding was suppose to occur March 2nd but I think Heatherrr and Vortex were excited to be doing it right then. Then there were the "I do's." Heatherrr then rejoiced with glee! After the ceremony there was hugs and handshakes and lots of wedding cake. Twiddler forget to check his mojo at the door and was working his magic on the blonde from pew 2. Hee hee hee...the blonde was actually Twid's old gnoming friend "Lani H" who he hadn't seen in like 5 years.

The Return Of Blonde Hottie Faye
Right after the wedding, I had to run out and meet up with Blonde Hottie Faye who had been missing in action since Christmas! Flying Hugs were had by all and we decided to hook-up over at Camp Chaulkboards which is a Top popular hangout, but I hade never been. There were chaulkboards to the left and there were chaulkboards to the right. Twiddler and Faye being crusty oldschool, opted to work the portions for blue koolaid. It was great fun seeing Faye back in simville.

Mary and Em Got Back
Twiddler was trying that new exploit of the 3D glasses to see thru the clothing of the skirts at GiP. Twiddler knows where to sit at GiP to get the very nice "Free Show!" Soon enough, Sio and Mary were trying to lure Twiddler back to Mary's retro lemon lime love nest.

The Frisky Gnomer Sex Test

It was full night of working the wood. The wittlers hopped in the shower to blow the stink and sawdust off. Here are a couple of secret tips on the code words used by gnomers at GiP (Gnomes In Paradise). The word "maze" now means "cybersex". If you see a player say "I'm going to play "maze"...well, they are really going to talk dirty in cyber. If they say "I love maze"...they are really saying they are nymphos. If they are skilling up to play maze...that means they are checking out some porn sites so they will have a larger cyber dialogue. Now if you ask anyone at GiP or elsewhere for that matter, they will deny it. Just give them a wink wink nudge nudge. Now the next word they are using in code is "cake". Cake is the private parts of a skirt. When you see these sims talking about cake...they are not really tallking about cake. Its all subtle code...but I cracked the code last night so now you are in like flynn. I had to keep the girls on their toes with the occasional cake question. Here Mary admits that we were chasing sims out the door with just so much cake talk. ROFL.

Later in the evening, it was 6 sexy skirts and a Twid. Em, Mary, Raine, Debhin, Cytra, and Twiddler wittling the wood and starred blankly at their 10,354th gnome. Twiddler reached into his secret wetsuit pocket and withdrew a peace of paper. On that paper were the notorios "Ten Sex Questions for Frisky Skirts That Gnome". Questions so racey, they cannot be placed on this website...or your hair might curl. Questions so frisky, Twiddler could barely get them out of his lips due to the pure embarassment. The first two questions stunned the skirts into silence. Twiddler began to toss the paper into the big round circular file. The girls yelled "Don't stop! Ask More!" The comic mischief continued and there was some peeing of the panties with laughter. The shocker of the evening was when Debhin stated that she was a "Bad Girl" and needed a "Good Spanking". Raine quickly put on the red and black rubber latex Dominatrix suit and was ready to punish. Twiddler was thinking this might turn into a JP lesbian moment and he held his camera steady. Suddenly it was Judy french kissing on Deb! Skirts be warned...Ten Sex Questions for Frisky Skirts That Gnome REDUX is now hot of the press :)

The Cities Are Getting Busy Again!
I think the player base has finally stopped shrinking. All this week the TOP10 property list is very lit up and the houses are busy. My bookmarks haven't been this lit since christmas. I think the game is growing once again and players are back into the daily fun playing routine.

You touched my boob you perv! Yelled Christina

Chilling on BC Bud
It was a fun night for simland. The cities were less dark that earlier in the week. I was delighted to hear from that tight navy capri wearing bombshell "Siobhan"! Sio was now terrorizing the shirts of interhogan and had some great stories to tell. Earlier in the evening, Twiddler met up with Cytra over an Debhin's Castle. We all admired the penis shaped room that was now painted a lighter shade of pink. The odd thing about this room is that I imagine Debhin created it to get us all frisky, and then she has the nerve to fill it with single beds...what's up with that?! LOL. Debhin teased us with a treasure hunt goose chase to which Mort knew the answer. I think Cytra and I explored every square inch of the castle. The three of us decided to chill and take a few hits of fine b.c. bud.

"You touched my boob you perv!" Yelled Christina
Very early in the evening I was hanging at Kelly's pub with Kelly, Christina, Junior and Cherry Love. Christina was on her best behavior and staying away from the hard stuff. She started to get ornery when we began gnoming. Christina HATES gnoming. The first thing she did was race us to the four gnome stations and began building a gnome at each spot. She then warned "anyone touches my gnome and they are dead meat!" The three of us were not sure how to proceed. Christina was getting feistier by the minute. Then it all happened. Christina was kicking up turf as she kung fu's the poor flamingos...Junior kindly tried to brush some of the grass off Christina's shirt, and all hell broke loose. Junior was now the target of Christina's rage. He could barely eat 3 bites of his burger without being taunted relentlessly. The two finally squared off at the point where it all started. For the next two hours, the two had a Battle Royal. Christina faught to the point of exhaustion an beyond. In the end, Christina 7, Taco Head 5.

Lesbian's
All that wrestling gave Christina the fire down below.

New Patch
I think the new patch will have at least one great feature...the ability to LOCK a single skill so it never degrades. This is very nice and should save on the countless study hours. I am not sure if that patch goes into effect today or soon. I believe the band objects is getting closer as well. There is a McDonald's snack cart also being introduced.

Mature Sexual Themes At The Castle

Debhin yells NOOOOOO
It was a simple evening in simville. Twiddler was out and about and wittling the gnome for no good reason. He had bought everything he wanted to buy, but was accumulating simoleans since he had nothing better to do. Half way though the evening, Debhin IMd the lad and invited Twid and several others over to the castle. Debhin was a master of the IM. Where most people juggled 3, she would juggle 5. Only the pro-level IM masters know how to juggle 5. You have to be fast as lightening and click off each window right as you respond to free up a spot for the new IM to arrive. Dev could IM with the best of them. Twid arrived at the house and decided to green up in the guest room. Debhin was IM chatting with Twid when she zoomed out to see what Twid was up to. Horror struck her heart. She was a gasp. She told Twiddler what she had just seen. She then said in a very serious tone... "Twiddler, if you every say a word of this to any living soul, I will hunt you down and murder you in your sleep with my own bare hands!" Twiddler held his stomach and let out a big belly laugh. Debhin screamed in fear.

Twiddler stood silently and thought about his options. There was soon to be a gala affair at the old Castle in the next hour. Should he keep this secret under his hat? Should he let it out carefully? Should he wait for an opportune time? Soon the castle filled with guests from around simland. People were singing, dancing, talking into mirrors, and playing piano. Mort and Twid bantered about screen capture utilities. Mort let slide that he bought his software to capture live video stream from porno sites! Soon porn jokes filled the air. Twiddler was squirming on the edge of his computer logic chair. His head was ready to explode. He could not hold in the secret much longer... "Has anyone ever been to www.Ihaveacastlewithaguestroomshapedlikeapenis.com" ? The room got quiet and any people had a look such as this on their face o_O Marlaina knew right away and yelled "Twiddler! I am going to Pile Drive you to Calvin's Creek!"....and then Debhin yelled "Let's get him!".

Twiddler was on the run. He quickly slipped up the stairs and into the guest room. The guests were all confused and not sure what was going on. Twiddler, who had not won any spelling bee's, began to shout about phallic architecture. The room erupted. It was pandemonium. Twiddler decided made a run for the restroom. It was too late! Marlaina had him trapped and she was about to adminster punishment. Within minutes, everyone was screaming the word "penis" at the top of their lungs. Marlaina gave Twiddler a spanking and made him promise no more late nights, no more drinking, no more women, and no more swear words.

Three minutes and 52 seconds later, Twid was back on the prowl and trying to see up Judy Patooty's hot dress when she bent over to rack the pool balls. Judy then admitted that she felt the dress was not as flattering as it could be and Twiddler tried to smooth that over.

How Smoothie Did 47 Pizzas

Smoothie writes
Yes we hit 47 pizzas in one greening session. The players were myself (Smoothie) although I think I was actually playing on my 2nd account (The Pool Boy), x Jeff x, Shauna Buttercup, and Kittietatt. You can ask any of them for verification on Alphaville. We didn?t set out to break any records but luckily the Pizza Gods were on our side that day. I?ve hit 42 with 2 different groups also. I can?t remember who was in the first group, but the second time it was myself, Kimberlito, The Baron, and Go Kashiwagi. This was only my 2nd round of playing with The Baron, I must say he did well to allow us to get to 42. It appears that the pizza payout is fixed now. It shows $1082 (or whatever) pizza payout, $0 bonus, $0 total payout and no money increased. Oh well it was good while it lasted.

Hula Babe and Sonuva Beach

Who is that babe? Why it's Hula Babe!

Sonuva Beach
One of the most popular properties in both the old and new Jolly Pines is "Sonuva Beach". Maggie May and I always enjoyed hanging at Hula's pad. There was always a study session or game of code. I hadn't seen Hula in a few weeks and last night we got caugh up with some IMing. Hula is a sought after babe right now with her elusive "10 body". I can't say exactly why a ten body is hot right now except that it has to do with some pizza comic mischief LOL. Check out this cool fly over view where Hula and crew have an S.O.S. and arrow built into their landscaping. I stold one of Hula's design ideas for the Grizzly saloon even! She used to use beach plants as walls around the washroom...and that's where I got the idea to use objects, other than walls, as walls :) Here is a screen cap of Sonuva Beach and "Hula Babe". One last thing...Hula tells me the computer geniuses of Sonuva Beach have a pro-level Sims Online site up and running. Check out their great site at
http://www.tsozone.com/

Piper Halliwell writes
If you cover Jolly Pines, our Wiccan wedding will take place on January 18th at 10pm eastern under the full moon at Water Witch Grove in Jolly Pines. Well wishers may attend a pre-wedding gathering at 9pm eastern. Due to a closed circle ceremony, only invited guests may attend the ceremony. Piper and Rhys will be attended by 4 friends as watchtowers of the the circle: JLionheart: south, Pheobe Halliwell: west, Cobweb: east and Ravenmoon: north. The ceremony will be conducted by High Priestess SunDogDeb. Following the wedding the Esbat Ritual will be conducted by Evening Rose.

Jade is Fastest At Code Breaking

So I am hanging out with sexy Jade over at Rock City when Jade asks if I would be interesting in a friendly game of code. I hadn't played code in a month and thought it would be great fun. Jade invited over her friend Barry the Bear. Little did I know that I was meeting the fasted two code players on planet earth.

I asked the kids if they called or used the chart or used psychic powers to solve the sequence...I'm pretty easy going about code and will play chart or sans chart or anything. I think i actually love researching the logic behind the charts as much or more than code itself LOL Jade and Barry informed me that they were silent code players. This scared me a little since I had read about it and new that we had to all be on the same page so I asked "what chart do I need to print out...Hermoine, Jandrea, Thraxis?".

Jade and Barry Replied "no chart...we do it from memory"
I was like WTF? and I had that funny look on my face that I often get. Its one thing to solve the code by hand, but it is another thing to have three people to solve it by hand simultaneously, and it is a third thing to have three people solve it without charts, by hand, simultaneiously. Want to know how they did it? I will reveal their secrets in a moment. I had to think about what they were doing for a few hours today and then it all made sense. I'm now a believer and would say that Turbo Silent code is the only way to fly.

Since I was a turbo silent noob, Jade offered to call for me. I settled into the Mech position, and started to get my jokes warmed up for when we started to roll. Most code teams take 2.5 to 3 minutes per solve. This allows ample time to sing, dance an IM the skirts (shirts if you are fem sim). The game began. Jade began hurling letters at me at break neck speed. Since they already knew their parts, she only had to yell out one single letter "a........b..........a.......c". We were solving code like there was not tomorrow. I was terrififed! I was sitting on the edge of my seat with my head 6 inches from my monitor, refusing to blink for fear that I would let these speed machines down! Barry and Jade are talking about the weather, their stock portfolios, and flirting with various sims. Twiddler was scared to type anything. Every 15 minutes he willed up the strength to type in a courtesy.

Jade and Barry continued to banter back and forth about everything except code. I decided that I had to pull out my trusty stop watch in Allison Wonderland and Twiddler tradition. Here are 5 solves

1. 1:45
2. 1:23
3. 1:25
4. 1:10
5. 1:23

that is an 85.2 second average solve. that is 1:25 per sovle. I am used to 3 minutes! The codes could not be solved any faster. We were clicking letters as soon as they were available. The entire first set, only one mistake was made. Of course I was first to pop =) These two were Turbo Greeners as well! The second set Jade decided to give me a heartattack by not telling me the letters and asking if I remembered them. I gave her that same WTF?! look...LOL. I estimated that we were doing $4k-$5k an hour. I think Barry re-estimated it at $3k=$4k. Let me estimate it again. I like to pretend an hour is 45 minutes due to greening up. If we take 45 and divide by 85 seconds, that is 32 solves. Call it 30. Code max payout is $125

$3,750 an hour
AND, this is after they lowered code, not once, but at least twice! Remeber code used to be $200-$300! Here is the new low code pay.

Let's Talk Logic And Deduction And Charts
I want to take a minute and go on a small code tirade. :) I see so many posts on the Maxis board that have me pulling out my hair. I don't care who you are, code is solved using logic and deduction. Solving code is not magic. Charts are not cheating. No...your roommate cannot solve code in 3 moves on average. Charts are simply a flowchart representation of the deduction used to solve a puzzle. You can use the exact same logic without a chart, it's just easier to solve the 27 possible combos once, pencil them down, and then use the chart to save time and brain effort. Many Sims are not interested in the logic behind the charts, and are happy to use them to save time. Most of the charts have been optimized, which means there can be no moves made to make the charts any faster or efficient.

If you solve code, you methology has to be based on logic originally.
If you use a chart, that chart is a flowchart of the logic process.
Some chart systems are faster and more efficient than others.

New Secret - Theoretical Efficiency vs. Realistic Memory Efficiency
Jandrea was the first to solve for code, without guessing anything that could be wrong. This was also the system I tried to develop, but Jandrea solved it sooner and with the fewest possible moves. This is also a 95 move total logic chart. Very fast.This is a new entry. The professor has a theory that AAA does not come up enough and is not random. I don't agree with the professor's theory, but do like his attitude and attempt to find new angles on an old trick. It is very easy to misjudge probability. A quick example...BlackJack is almost a 50/50 game and so we feel we should win about half the time. Even so, you can easily have 9 losses in a row in a 3 hour session. Johnny Q Public believes his luck has run thin, where the mathematician says "that's probability theory for ya". I was attempting the same logic as Jandrea, where any guess had a chance of being correct. It only took me 4 revisions to get the chart right LOL

What Were Jade and Barry Playing and Why?
I am not exactly sure but it felt a lot like the Thraxis chart. Their logic was an AAA BBB system which is generally a hair slower than some of the other methods. Why not play the slightly faster charts? It took me a while to figure out, but now I think I see why. They also hinted this fact to me last night. Look the Madison modified Thraxis once again. See how the routes are long and narrow. There are like 5 major arteries here.

It is much easier to memorize things in sequence like on the Thraxis. Jade and Barry use their memories to follow down their chart system in their heads. I don't believe Jade has ever written their logic down. I would love to see it and would add it to the web site as the fastest chart for practical memory recall. I think I am code charted out. Give me the Dayquil. If I never play code again, it will be to soon LOL Just kidding. I want to be in with the fast and furious crowd and learn Turbo Code with Nos!

Allison Wonderland pulls out the stopwatch on solo job objects

Allison just wrote me an awesome chart she made on EVERY solo job object and the current time to completion.

Allison writes
Hey there, I thought you might find this info useful. I used a stopwatch to time each of the solo job objects and came up with these times. I did it twice on each to verify my results. They are a bit rounded off, but still might be helpful.

Potion station...............3 minutes, 50 seconds
Chalkboard...................4 minutes, 45 seconds
Canning station.............4 minutes, 30 seconds
Gnome station...............3 minutes, 40 seconds
Easel...........................3 minutes, 35 seconds
Typewriter :.................4 minutes, 10 seconds
Telemarketing...............4 minutes, 40 seconds
Pinatas........................4 mnutes, 50 seconds

This info provided by Allison is awesome. There are the good old gnomes in the second fastest slot. I am surprised by Easels. These time bring up many questions.

1. Is the payout per object even?

Does a gnome equal a logic chaulk solution? If the payouts are even, then we should all be using Easels.

2. Or does Maxis try to make total pay the same?

Perhaps the slower objects pay more and the fastest objects pay less? Then in the end, everything is equal and we can use any object we choose.

3. Is the best choice the highest pay?

Not always. For example, it if very very hard to find 16 people wanting to paint or cook. It is much simpler to find 16 mechers wittling gnomes. Even if gnomes and chaulk paid a little less than Easels, I would still do them since the groups are bigger. Things seem to go in waves in he game and mayne in a month we will all be painting. At that time I would shift. It is easier to ake money swimming with the flow.

email me if you know what the highest payouts are on some of these objects andy@lips.com I have heard some guess $400 with a pure 16 player team.
Thanks Allison for the great info!

The Sims Crack Pipe

Put down that crack pipe!
As Sio and Donnie always say "PDTCP!". I could not get that damn Sims crack pipe out of my lips until 4:30am last night. This game will be the death of me. Last night was a roller coaster of fun.

I hung out at the D&D (Debhin and Donnie) Castle for a little while, and then decided to head over the Jolly Pines to see if I could fix an error I made when building my shotgun shack. I read on the Sims mainpage that you can delete things like fireplaces by highlighting them and clicking delete on the keyboard. For some reason, you cannot sell back build objects. After 20 tries, I was able to delete the smaler fireplace and replave it with the big one. I had to move it off the wall and into no man's land. I told Cytra this trick and she tried it and it did not work, so it might take some fiddling if you attempt it.

Over in JP I am banging hammer and nails as I build a lodge up on one of the snowny mountains. My neighbor "Maggie May", is a snow lodge master builder and I hope to go to her for tips and tricks. You might say I don't have a pot to piss in at the new place, but I have some fine Grizzly bears, and 5 damn warm fireplaces that never turn off =) Its warm and cozy. I save all my money for more Grizzly bears.

I think I look like a gnome at this point. This joint was jumping. My skill levels are an awesome 0 0 0, but I wanted cash so hammered out a few $80 gnomes. I bumped into the always sexy "Siobhan" who was wittling wood with the busy crowd for mechers.

When there are no skirts to chase, it's then time to move onto skin tight, dark navy, hip hugging belly showing blue jeans. I think I am in love. Siobhan showed me her new outfit and I am now putty in her fingertips. I was deep under the spell of the blonde goddess. Sweat was dripping from my brow....although this might be partially due to the the 5 raging fires behind me.

The shotgun shack was busy. It would seem that woman appreciate grizzly bears and fires! Hottie Miss Aarah came by for some fireside Sim chat and gossip which Twiddler loves to spread. Some of you know Aarah in a former life as Marlaina. She is a hot skirt but the Twiddler is a man of self preservation and avoids getting the "pile driver" at all costs. Rumor has it that Aarah has a new bo in her life who is quite the sugar daddy.

put down that crack pipe
I got the shakes. 4 hours sleep. Need starbucks fast. Head is hurting. No logging on until 11pm! That is the rule I live by. =)