You touched my boob you perv! Yelled Christina

Chilling on BC Bud
It was a fun night for simland. The cities were less dark that earlier in the week. I was delighted to hear from that tight navy capri wearing bombshell "Siobhan"! Sio was now terrorizing the shirts of interhogan and had some great stories to tell. Earlier in the evening, Twiddler met up with Cytra over an Debhin's Castle. We all admired the penis shaped room that was now painted a lighter shade of pink. The odd thing about this room is that I imagine Debhin created it to get us all frisky, and then she has the nerve to fill it with single beds...what's up with that?! LOL. Debhin teased us with a treasure hunt goose chase to which Mort knew the answer. I think Cytra and I explored every square inch of the castle. The three of us decided to chill and take a few hits of fine b.c. bud.

"You touched my boob you perv!" Yelled Christina
Very early in the evening I was hanging at Kelly's pub with Kelly, Christina, Junior and Cherry Love. Christina was on her best behavior and staying away from the hard stuff. She started to get ornery when we began gnoming. Christina HATES gnoming. The first thing she did was race us to the four gnome stations and began building a gnome at each spot. She then warned "anyone touches my gnome and they are dead meat!" The three of us were not sure how to proceed. Christina was getting feistier by the minute. Then it all happened. Christina was kicking up turf as she kung fu's the poor flamingos...Junior kindly tried to brush some of the grass off Christina's shirt, and all hell broke loose. Junior was now the target of Christina's rage. He could barely eat 3 bites of his burger without being taunted relentlessly. The two finally squared off at the point where it all started. For the next two hours, the two had a Battle Royal. Christina faught to the point of exhaustion an beyond. In the end, Christina 7, Taco Head 5.

Lesbian's
All that wrestling gave Christina the fire down below.

New Patch
I think the new patch will have at least one great feature...the ability to LOCK a single skill so it never degrades. This is very nice and should save on the countless study hours. I am not sure if that patch goes into effect today or soon. I believe the band objects is getting closer as well. There is a McDonald's snack cart also being introduced.