The Sims Crack Pipe

Put down that crack pipe!
As Sio and Donnie always say "PDTCP!". I could not get that damn Sims crack pipe out of my lips until 4:30am last night. This game will be the death of me. Last night was a roller coaster of fun.

I hung out at the D&D (Debhin and Donnie) Castle for a little while, and then decided to head over the Jolly Pines to see if I could fix an error I made when building my shotgun shack. I read on the Sims mainpage that you can delete things like fireplaces by highlighting them and clicking delete on the keyboard. For some reason, you cannot sell back build objects. After 20 tries, I was able to delete the smaler fireplace and replave it with the big one. I had to move it off the wall and into no man's land. I told Cytra this trick and she tried it and it did not work, so it might take some fiddling if you attempt it.

Over in JP I am banging hammer and nails as I build a lodge up on one of the snowny mountains. My neighbor "Maggie May", is a snow lodge master builder and I hope to go to her for tips and tricks. You might say I don't have a pot to piss in at the new place, but I have some fine Grizzly bears, and 5 damn warm fireplaces that never turn off =) Its warm and cozy. I save all my money for more Grizzly bears.

I think I look like a gnome at this point. This joint was jumping. My skill levels are an awesome 0 0 0, but I wanted cash so hammered out a few $80 gnomes. I bumped into the always sexy "Siobhan" who was wittling wood with the busy crowd for mechers.

When there are no skirts to chase, it's then time to move onto skin tight, dark navy, hip hugging belly showing blue jeans. I think I am in love. Siobhan showed me her new outfit and I am now putty in her fingertips. I was deep under the spell of the blonde goddess. Sweat was dripping from my brow....although this might be partially due to the the 5 raging fires behind me.

The shotgun shack was busy. It would seem that woman appreciate grizzly bears and fires! Hottie Miss Aarah came by for some fireside Sim chat and gossip which Twiddler loves to spread. Some of you know Aarah in a former life as Marlaina. She is a hot skirt but the Twiddler is a man of self preservation and avoids getting the "pile driver" at all costs. Rumor has it that Aarah has a new bo in her life who is quite the sugar daddy.

put down that crack pipe
I got the shakes. 4 hours sleep. Need starbucks fast. Head is hurting. No logging on until 11pm! That is the rule I live by. =)