The Shotgun Wedding
In a suprising development, Twiddler the grizzly mountain man asked Blue Angel for her hand in marriage. The two eloped and exchanged vows within the hour at Heart's Retreat in front of a small crowd consisting of Blue Angel's close friends "Liquid Tragedy and "AndR". The paparazzi were a buzz "where was Mary Poppins?"
A Bizarre Chainsaw Accident
The workaholic Twidddler, raced home after the honeymoon to complete his 420th hand chainsaw carved wooden bear. Mrs Blue Twiddlesticks, as her friends liked to call her, decided to stop in at Gnomes In Paradise for a Burger and Fries. She was served both meals by Mary Poppins, who was noticeably missing at the wedding party. Mary gave Blue the food "on the house". Blue arrived at the Grizzly Saloon and was stricken with horror as she found Twiddler lying dead on his back. In a bizarre bear carving accident, the chainsaw jammed, bucked, striking Twiddler in the forehead, killing him instantly. He died doing what he loved.
The Jealous Lover
Blue Angel Twiddlesticks began walking out of the Twiddler's bear area. She was started by Mary Poppins, who gave her an evil point. Blue asked "Mary, what are you doing here?" Mary let out an evil laugh and asked blue a question. Liquid Tragedy appeared as an accomplice. Liquid wanted all Blue's property and Money. Blue Angel died beside the bears, and a feet feet from Twiddler. Mary Poppins had supressed a secret love for him all these years.
The End
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