The Frisky Gnomer Sex Test

It was full night of working the wood. The wittlers hopped in the shower to blow the stink and sawdust off. Here are a couple of secret tips on the code words used by gnomers at GiP (Gnomes In Paradise). The word "maze" now means "cybersex". If you see a player say "I'm going to play "maze"...well, they are really going to talk dirty in cyber. If they say "I love maze"...they are really saying they are nymphos. If they are skilling up to play maze...that means they are checking out some porn sites so they will have a larger cyber dialogue. Now if you ask anyone at GiP or elsewhere for that matter, they will deny it. Just give them a wink wink nudge nudge. Now the next word they are using in code is "cake". Cake is the private parts of a skirt. When you see these sims talking about cake...they are not really tallking about cake. Its all subtle code...but I cracked the code last night so now you are in like flynn. I had to keep the girls on their toes with the occasional cake question. Here Mary admits that we were chasing sims out the door with just so much cake talk. ROFL.

Later in the evening, it was 6 sexy skirts and a Twid. Em, Mary, Raine, Debhin, Cytra, and Twiddler wittling the wood and starred blankly at their 10,354th gnome. Twiddler reached into his secret wetsuit pocket and withdrew a peace of paper. On that paper were the notorios "Ten Sex Questions for Frisky Skirts That Gnome". Questions so racey, they cannot be placed on this website...or your hair might curl. Questions so frisky, Twiddler could barely get them out of his lips due to the pure embarassment. The first two questions stunned the skirts into silence. Twiddler began to toss the paper into the big round circular file. The girls yelled "Don't stop! Ask More!" The comic mischief continued and there was some peeing of the panties with laughter. The shocker of the evening was when Debhin stated that she was a "Bad Girl" and needed a "Good Spanking". Raine quickly put on the red and black rubber latex Dominatrix suit and was ready to punish. Twiddler was thinking this might turn into a JP lesbian moment and he held his camera steady. Suddenly it was Judy french kissing on Deb! Skirts be warned...Ten Sex Questions for Frisky Skirts That Gnome REDUX is now hot of the press :)

The Cities Are Getting Busy Again!
I think the player base has finally stopped shrinking. All this week the TOP10 property list is very lit up and the houses are busy. My bookmarks haven't been this lit since christmas. I think the game is growing once again and players are back into the daily fun playing routine.