The Big Sims Online Race!

Utopian Mechanics Study
I was hanging out with the firey levitating redhead "Butterfly Lover", as she hammered some nails and put up a little drywall. Butterfly had just inherited a house from a friend and was remodelling. She must have damn nice friends because the young lad that gave her the house left 6 blue oriental couches, 6 turbo speed single beds, 6 stainless steel shower enclosures, a damn 25k Wishing fountain, and more mechanical study bookshelves than you can shake a stick at! I am guessing that Butterfly's pad will soon be the hot spot for mechanical study. I forgot if these fancy couches were any good to sleep on and so testing was in order. They do charge your comfort and energy, but they are one arrow and slow as toast. Golden-Jewel flew in and we got to chat. Jewel remembered me from 600 years ago on like day2 of beta back in JP pre-wipe. It turns out that we played a little code together. Back then, code was new and you did it the pure, by hand method. In those days, Twiddler wore a pink suit and sobrerro and was lead guitar for the rockband "The Padre, The Chick, and The Cheesehead". I remember those days when BunnyHop and I bought Maze and I thought "this sucks...how can anyone make any money at this contraption. I remember the first time we mazed

"ok, now walk 2 squares up and then tell me what you see"
"I think I see a wall on top of me and one on the bottom and I have yellow underneath"
"now go right for a total o 4 squares and then tell me where you are"

17 hours later we had completed our first Maze. :) Butterfly Lover, Golden-Jewel and I worked the bla bla and then a sissy fight broke out. I'll have to drop in on Butterfly today or tomorrow and check the remodelling progress.

That's a lot of logic
I was skill topping the logic at that popular lounge when young Jayde' flew into town. There is no busier logic spot in simtown, then Mech N'Logic Lounge. One thing I have often wondered is, why aren't there more dual Mech/Cook houses since they use the same bookshelf? Why do I love sims online? I won't lie to you...the ratio of skirts to shirts ROFL. Take that last screen cap for example, 6 skirts, 2 shits in the pic. LOL. You skirts have had it easy all these years...Quake, Half-life, EQ, UO, these are damn sausage factories with 10 guys to every guy. A chick shows up and has her pic of 16 horny mofo's. Well now the tables have turned...TSO is skirtsville ;) I'm singing Surf City Two girls for every boy. LOL

The Pointing Intensifies
The pointing game continued at a feverish pace at GiP. Once you start pointing, it becomes an addiction. There are few things as great in sims as "lesbians". I think the only thing that beats "lesbians" is "blonde lesbians". The trump card that takes all is of course blonde lesbian twins in a hottub talking dirty with Mary Poppins. Chia Chrome and Hamilee are perfect sim twins and the two were adding to the comic michief all evening. Soon we were all drawn to the ocean. Twiddler was frantically tried to show Cherry Love the locknessmonster while Mary Poppins squatted and the lesbain blonde twins discussed daily caloric intake. Cherry still couldn't see the danger, but more importantly, Em just jogged by and asked if her ass jiggles in her bikini and Hamilee lets her know. A crowd soon began to form as fear grew. Mary and Twiddler tried to warn Siobhan. (and you thought I was kidding about 2:1 skirts to shirts...did you see the math on that last slide? Aye Carrumba I love TSO). Now there is so much going on in this next slide that I can't even begin to describe it. In the middle of all the chaos, notice how Mojo Mary and Twiddler slide in a subtle game of "headbutt".

The Big Race
The race game has intensified. Back when were young, we used to race for free. Then a few years ago, we raced for $1000 a man. Now its the big leagues and race game has increased to "5 Large". Yep, don't even show up unless you have $5000 in your hot little hands. The blonde lesbian twins Chia Chrome and Hamilee, along with Cherry Love decided to see if they had what it takes to dethrone this years champ "Twiddler" and last years champ "Mary Poppins". Twiddler insisted that everyone run a test lap, and it's a damn good thing since people were running everywhere except in the correct direction. Even at the end of the race there was a technicality. I have to thank Em who is our official starter and judge. She keeps the chaos to a minimum. She's firm but fair. We opted for the big 3 lap race. The gun sounded and we were off. Hamilee quickly took the lead and was very tough. Twiddler was hot on her heels the whole way but could not close the distance. At the end, Hamilee was not sure of the track configuration and went wide. Twiddler got to the diving board first, but felt that Hamillee was the fastest runner and should be declared the winner since it was her first time at GiP speedway. Hamilee pocketed a cool 25 large for 5 minutes work. Here is the view from the GiP blimp. Here is the tricky corner No.2 with dangerous flamingo hazards.