Pro Level Sims Pool Tricks

Let's Start Off With More Blonde Lesbians!
Sim Christina Aguilera might put up a good front that she's "straight" but I think the real truth comes up in the behind the scene stories. Last night I was swimming in her pool and hiding behing the bamboo bar when I secretly saw Kelly the BOSS Blonde propose to Christina! Then they started dirty dancing. Christina's lawyers have unsuccessfully tried to shut me down several times since she believe that somehow I distort the facts. Now here is an advanced trick for the reverse bubble talkers to get one over on the pointers. See here, look at what Christina just said to Kelly OMG!

Pro Level Pool Tricks
Here are some pro level tricks as conjured up by Kelly, Christina and Twiddler. You can actually take objects into the pool. The BOSS blonde blew our minds when she was able to take the first whackball into the pool. This set off a chain of pool trick events. The secret to getting into the pool with an object, is to click the water, and not the diving board. Click where? No Swim Here. That was a whackball to pool floor ollie, difficulty 7.5. I now hold in my hot little hands, a fine hand crafted, beechwood aged, ice cold ale. This is the swimming in pool with ale fakee, dificulty 8. Now only pro level pool tricksters should try this next trick. Pool side floater to AFK ale in hand ollie, difficulty 9. Now one of the harder tricks is getting out of the pool. I was attempting a sawgy burger in the shallow end 720 when I got stuck. There are two ways out of the pool. The easy bunnyslope method is to "put down the object" and let is contaminate the pool so more chloriene will need to be added. The super sly method of exiting the water is to click yourself, and then click AFK, and you will walk out of the pool, and perform a tile ollie to plate O burger front side.

Party Crashers Storm The Grizzly Saloon
Suzy Q and GeeGee were watching the pool antic and began asking for entry into the hermit's cave known to some as "Grizzly Bear Saloon". Few have gained access to the lair of the mountain man. "We want to have a party at your house!!!" Screetched the bikini babes. "Hell No!" said Twiddler. The girls were relentless but the wetsuit wearing lad resisted. Later that evening, Twiddler was back at the saloon and wearing pink stipper pants with no top. He was chasing miss Cytra around the pool tables in the infamous "nurses" uniform. Suddenly there was a knock at the door and BOSS blonde poofed in. Kelly spoke fast "Twid, there is a pack of frisky skirts headed this way!" Withing seconds, there was a pack of frisky skirts out in the snowbank! Twiddler quickly ran for the clothing rack and got into his indian gear. There was only one thing he could do...yep, fry up his world famous triple cheese grilled cheese sandwiches. After dinner, it was time for the number one sport in JP, I am talking about hot tubbing. Christina must of got into the sauce because she let her guard down yet again. Here is a rare brunette and blonde lesbian combo and Christina evens says a little spanish for us "bueno bella" which means "good beautiful" aka Meooooowwww. The girls quickly realized that there really wasn't much to do at the Grizzly saloon and began to fall asleep by the fires.