Mature Sexual Themes At The Castle

Debhin yells NOOOOOO
It was a simple evening in simville. Twiddler was out and about and wittling the gnome for no good reason. He had bought everything he wanted to buy, but was accumulating simoleans since he had nothing better to do. Half way though the evening, Debhin IMd the lad and invited Twid and several others over to the castle. Debhin was a master of the IM. Where most people juggled 3, she would juggle 5. Only the pro-level IM masters know how to juggle 5. You have to be fast as lightening and click off each window right as you respond to free up a spot for the new IM to arrive. Dev could IM with the best of them. Twid arrived at the house and decided to green up in the guest room. Debhin was IM chatting with Twid when she zoomed out to see what Twid was up to. Horror struck her heart. She was a gasp. She told Twiddler what she had just seen. She then said in a very serious tone... "Twiddler, if you every say a word of this to any living soul, I will hunt you down and murder you in your sleep with my own bare hands!" Twiddler held his stomach and let out a big belly laugh. Debhin screamed in fear.

Twiddler stood silently and thought about his options. There was soon to be a gala affair at the old Castle in the next hour. Should he keep this secret under his hat? Should he let it out carefully? Should he wait for an opportune time? Soon the castle filled with guests from around simland. People were singing, dancing, talking into mirrors, and playing piano. Mort and Twid bantered about screen capture utilities. Mort let slide that he bought his software to capture live video stream from porno sites! Soon porn jokes filled the air. Twiddler was squirming on the edge of his computer logic chair. His head was ready to explode. He could not hold in the secret much longer... "Has anyone ever been to www.Ihaveacastlewithaguestroomshapedlikeapenis.com" ? The room got quiet and any people had a look such as this on their face o_O Marlaina knew right away and yelled "Twiddler! I am going to Pile Drive you to Calvin's Creek!"....and then Debhin yelled "Let's get him!".

Twiddler was on the run. He quickly slipped up the stairs and into the guest room. The guests were all confused and not sure what was going on. Twiddler, who had not won any spelling bee's, began to shout about phallic architecture. The room erupted. It was pandemonium. Twiddler decided made a run for the restroom. It was too late! Marlaina had him trapped and she was about to adminster punishment. Within minutes, everyone was screaming the word "penis" at the top of their lungs. Marlaina gave Twiddler a spanking and made him promise no more late nights, no more drinking, no more women, and no more swear words.

Three minutes and 52 seconds later, Twid was back on the prowl and trying to see up Judy Patooty's hot dress when she bent over to rack the pool balls. Judy then admitted that she felt the dress was not as flattering as it could be and Twiddler tried to smooth that over.