Mary Poppins Shocking Shotgun Wedding

I decided to post twice today since some friends thought my first post meant that I was quitting. Sorry for the confusion. I am not quitting (I will at some point when I burnout LOL), I just didn't feel like trying to write a funny story earlier. Here is a quicky from no less than 5 minutes ago

Mary Poppins Shocking Shotgun Wedding
I dropped in on the wedding already in progress at Siobhan's pad. Mary was nervous about her new groom since she did not want him eat her but it was ok of he ate her out. The groom got nervous and was slow to answer. Soon [Wooden Bear] was speaking fluent english. Bear did enjoy the vibrating bear. Ariane Barnes made a good point about church.